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    Wednesday, September 17, 2008

    Hello

    "Im just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in my song."

    First thing first, Happy birthday Liyeng !! :D Hope you have a great birthday today.

    Heres a joke, I saw on afv last night:

    Theres this car right, for babies can go in then use leg to move this type of car.
    Then theres this "gas" compartment.
    Then theres this 4 to 5 years old boy.

    He tried to stick his dick into the "gas" compartment with some difficulty.
    Then his mother said: What are you doing ?
    The boy said: Im pumping gas.

    (everything was censored)

    Yup its damn funny that even my dad laugh, he sat beside me. Try to imagine it, gonna be hard thought :P

    Fuck that kengsiang or whoever he is. NNBCCBFHM, PUNCH MY BROTHER, NVR DIE BEFORE UH.

    Bye.